I'm an ordained minister of an online church. I'm a geologist. I look down from tops of mountains. I enjoy the feeling of new socks and vintage t-shirts. I've sung Latin in Carnegie Hall and fought my way through drunken mosh pits. Celebrity photo-look-a-like sites say I'm 70% Dakota Fanning. I call bullshit.
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